- me: hi i'd like to place an order
- dominos: okay what can i get for you
- me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
- my empty apartment:
- me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china
(via hotboyproblems)
Whatever you want, go for it babe: Wherefore art thou my Augustus
The Fault in Our Stars
John Green
One illness. That’s all. A mutation of cells that take the lives of so many. But this isn’t a book about cancer, but instead a book about living life. A love story for the ages but it is the ages that make the story. A 34 year old man…
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
(Source: jo--harvelle, via save-society)
*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*
(via yolomcswaggurl)
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
(Source: kawaiicornsnake, via yolomcswaggurl)
